I came across this video (see the video below) the other day by comedian Tim Hawkins, it is hilarious. I got to thinking; if there are certain things you don’t say to your wife, what certain things do you not say to your boss?
Here are a few I wouldn't say:
“I don’t work here. I’m a consultant!”
“How about never? Is never good for you?”
“Yeah, right. I have a family. I’m going home.”
“Do I look like a people person?”
“Don’t blame me – it’s not my fault.”
What others would you add to this list?
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Mike,
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Posted by: Paul Quaiser, Q Enterprises, Inc., Business & Talent Management | 10/08/2009 at 05:53 PM
Do not see a video link on this webpage. Can you add it or send it please?
Thanks.
Posted by: Karen Pizur | 10/09/2009 at 08:00 AM
Great video Mike!
Add to your list...
"Blame spell-chick, not me!"
or
"No one was screaming yet so it I figured it wan't late."
Thanks fo the laugh.
Posted by: Phil | 10/09/2009 at 12:17 PM
Thanks for the contribution Phil! Funny.
- Mike
Posted by: Mike Rogers | 10/09/2009 at 01:55 PM
That's so funny. Thanks for sharing... made me laugh!
Posted by: Suzie Price | 10/12/2009 at 06:44 AM
I am glad you enjoyed it Suzie!
- Mike
Posted by: Mike Rogers | 10/12/2009 at 12:31 PM
Mike,
Thanks for sharing the video. Very funny.
Has it snowed in Cedar this season?
Posted by: dee gardner | 10/13/2009 at 07:22 AM
Thanks Dee. No it hasn't snowed yet, but it has been cold enough at times. Did you use to live in Cedar Dee?
- Mike
Posted by: Mike Rogers | 10/13/2009 at 10:07 AM
Amen!
Posted by: Deborah | 10/13/2009 at 11:06 AM
Thanks Deborah. Amen!!!!! I agree : )
Posted by: Mike Rogers | 10/15/2009 at 02:23 PM
I don't know how I missed this post. Hilarious! The next one to add is what not to give your wife as a present. When I was pregnant with my 5th child I was having a hard time getting in and out of the suburban. I kept telling me husband we really needed running boards. Well the baby was born in October and that Christmas I got running boards. Yep for real! He won't ever make that mistake again!!!
Posted by: Kayelene | 11/13/2009 at 11:12 AM
Funny! Thanks Kayelene. I am glad to hear you are following my posts : )
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Posted by: Mike Rogers | 06/28/2010 at 07:44 PM
It is good to be in our own little world & to laugh at ourselves. This is reality! Some times the truth hurts, but we can look back & know tests like this can be funny memories & the love can keep us together. I'm not married, but looking. Business has it's funny side, too. I've had my real estate moments & will have more, I'm sure! I know, too, I have the "power" to endure!
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